Here’s a favorite scene from Dorktales: The Three Little Hogs?! Once again, the smart dorky brother will prove to be correct…
PERCY: Dude! Those sticks are righteous! I think I’ll build my house out of them!
PEREGRIN: I must advise against it brother, they are not nearly strong enough for a house.
PERCY: But they look so epic!
And no matter what his brother said, Percy was determined to build his house out of sticks, and so he did.
PERCY: TA DA!!! Tubular!
PEREGRIN: Once again I feel I would be remiss if I did not point out that this house will be prey to the elements and any natural predator that may come along.
PEREGRIN: In other words, you’ll get rained on and any animal that decides you look like a tasty treat will be able to gobble you up.
PERCY: But it looks AWESOME bro!
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The image is from a twig sculpture by Patrick Dougherty at Lewis Ginter Botanical Garden. Read about how it “blew down.”